Wtf are the two hats in the middle?

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In Amerikkka, they’ll bill your family for cleaning you off the floor.

Or medical bills.

I’m doing this to my neighbor with the “no dogs” sign. I don’t even hate her. I’m just a bored asshole.

I saw him down at the bus station screaming at a vending machine. I gave him a dollar.

What’s the reason they stated?

Can’t remember the last time I was in a Target. Or outside. Or even upstairs out of the basement.

This is what I would like to become if I donated my body to science. Realistically, however, I’d probably just end up being used by some military contractor to test shrapnel in an IED.

I think there was that brief period of interest when Trump turned the White House driveway into a car dealership ad for Elon. But yeah, you’re right. They’re all gas-fueled motorheads.

The portion of my family that voted for it.

Wait… How did he get rid of the negative symbol before his account balance? You can do that?

It’s normal with independently-owned fuel stations. Not so much with corporate chains.

I’m a neonazi billionaire capitalist and I hate Elon Musk.

We can try that with him.

Clone the hard drive and see what happens!

Nah, I don’t see a prune. I would have gone with dessicated blobfish.

Just placed them in a bowl? Or broke them open and poured all the liquid into the bowl?

You probably shouldn’t consume them now either.

This doesn’t work if you also suffer from oppositional defiance disorder.

https://thedreydossier.substack.com/p/trump-isnt-building-a-ballroom