Ah, classic

Thanks mom

Few years ago I was staying in the motel in Florida and had nothing to do. I’m not religious, but for some reason decided to read the Bible that was in the room. As soon as I opened it, right on the first page there was a used condom covered in blood. I’ve never opened a single Bible after that.

Good thing no kids were involved

Best description. I wish they taught me like that at school

Jesus?

Will I become big and strong?

In thw prison shower

Feeling much better after this

Make it double

Albus Dumbledore likes this

Do you keep your wife in cage? That’s smart.

I guess he forgot to scratch his back as well

Gary’s upside-down

Even though you’re a FAT BOT, I’m still gonna reply to you:

There is no harassment, even after ruzzias aggression. A lot of military in Ukraine speak russian. And it’s a win/win - cuz dumb ruzzians only understand russian, but Ukrainians know 2 languages. Also to say that Ukrainians can’t speak Ukrainian is the same, as to say that Brits can’t speak English.

Ouch, it is said than done. In order to be open about your feelings you need someone to be able to listen to you without judgment. Society expects men to be tough and while talking about your feelings you become vulnerable, because you give out some fears and insecurities that can be used against you.

Good, if the person you’re talking to is your understanding family member. Bad, if it’s some shady friend.

Lol, even now, after russian’s aggression, you can still speak russian in Ukraine without any problems. The ban is only for government workers. Now try to speak Ukrainian in ruzzia and see who’s the real Nazi, duh.

Steroids.

Mom please