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    “… so anyway you guys wanna see my roadkill penis collection?

    As far as a hobby goes it’s got some stiff competition! Hah!

    But anyways do you?”

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    Between international crimes on the high seas, Pakistan being the voice of reason, and the pope & muslims leaders agreeing on something, the writers are going to have to do better for wild and unexpected shit… Its only tuesday.

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    He has a torture shed in some remote location. No proof but wouldn’t be surprised the slightest.

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      Yeah, we’re going to get a Jinx documentary in like five years where this guy accidentally admits to killing his second wife and staging it as a suicide.

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      The actual self quote is so much worse than the headline

      “I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” he wrote, reportedly reflecting on strained relationships with his brother Douglas Kennedy and cousin Bobby Shriver. “My kids waited patiently in the car.”

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        Holy…

        This might be weirder than the time he bragged about his immunity and fearlessness of germs in the context of cocaine and a public toilet seat. But I forget how that goes.

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          Where does it rank relative to strapping a whale head to the roof of the minivan, dripping whale goo on his family?

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            Or the time he dumped a dead bear cub in central park and staged it to look like a bicycle accident. That was only 12 years ago

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    Somehow this guy is even more deranged to me than Trump (EU perspective). How in the ever living fuck does this dude get to have any say on healthcare? How can even the most sycophantic republican see this guy bathe in shit and necrophilia/bestiality crossover some roadkill, and think “yeah, this man gives good advice on healthy living”???

    • jtrek@startrek.website
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      Republicans value in-group loyalty more than anything else. That usually is part of conservatism.

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      They want us all to get sick and die so the United States fails.

      Trump hates this country that always meddled in his affairs and then broke up his pedo-influence ring, leading him to kill his best friend to cover up what he knew. It’s like an opera to that old queen-in-denial, and as a narcissistic sociopath he can’t not get his revenge. “Don’t worry Jeffry, I’ll take them all down for what they made me do to you”

      All the little toadies in the admin think that if they usher in the apocalypse they’ll be raptured into heaven and never have to deal with the rest of us and our needs again.

      All the billionaires watched this guy cheat his way to the top and since they’ve all done it to one degree or another they think it’s a great opportunity to make more money (and for some, it has been)

      RFK Jr has had half his brain eaten by a worm.

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    Okay, so we heard the brainworm is dead, but have we had any official confirmation of that? I mean, his behavior, the things he admits to like they are normal, he’s got to have something going wrong, right?

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    I try so hard to keep up with the current slang, but it changes so often that it’s not always easy. So, is “studying” oral or anal??

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    According to the book, the journals were held by Mary as “leverage” during their divorce, which had not been finalized at the time of her death at age 52. She died by suicide on May 16, 2012,

    I spy a sussy baka.

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    He’s not a scientist, biologist, but a lawyer.

    There is no way to spin this as normal.