Not gonna sugarcoat it, come collect your award. Dipshit.

Are there dems on the list? Sure! BURY THEM IN LEGAL HELL TOO.

Are both sides The Same™️? No, you fucking dipshit dorkass loser.

Democrats are flawed corporatist neoliberals for the most part, and I wish every moment of every day that they embraced the very real and very vocal contingent of voters crying for leftist policy, but they are by no means The Same™️ as the genocidal accelerationist Fascists that modern Republicans are. To suggest otherwise is delusional.

To those of you who kight think that that’s a bad thing, I offer you this counterpoint:

Good. Maybe they’ll finally vote to make building housing easier instead of fucking over their children.

Beyond its religious context, it is one of the most widely-celebrated and practiced social gathering events, and a massive economic driver in many local economies. It would be strange to not celebrate it for the social aspect, even if you don’t practice the religious aspect.

Good. Fuck the tech companies.

AI slop. GTFO.

Always the ones you most expect.

No no, he’s the bottom.

I didn’t say they weren’t stupid. What I ascribed to them and their stupidity are not mutually exclusive.

You don’t hear more conservatives complaining about this because half of them are blacked out from how hard bombing foreigners makes them, and the other half are too busy jerking it in their truck to the thought of liberals getting “”“owned”“” at the gas pump. We live in a reality that is a parody of itself.

Destroyed, much like your transmission. Gonna need to replace it, and your brakes need some work too…

Global Famine 2026! So Much Winning!!!

I don’t want to, but these freaks are currently masturbating FURIOUSLY to the thought of it.