One day, we’re going to outgrow ourselves. One day, we’re going to set aside our stupid petty squabbles, and we’re going to hope for something more.

I want to see us reach the stars, because I think one day we’ll be able to handle what the galaxy throws at us.

We need more people like this on the planet.

The state wanted to remove the rules. They didn’t know the rules were there to keep them safe from us.

Whole new meaning to NSFW.

I’m gonna get one as a pet and name it Reggie.

Competent Evil hates Incompetent Evil. Just don’t forget, they’re all still Evil.

Worst crash I ever had on a bike was during a commute to work. It was winter and it was dark in the morning, and the bridge over the river had gotten icy. I hit my brake and slid, went straight into the retaining wall on the embankment, headfirst over my handlebars. I’m fucking lucky I was wearing my helmet.

Ended up putting a decorative bandage over the scuff on the helmet shell where I would have split my head open. It looked gnarly. I got a new helmet first thing as soon as I got my next paycheck. Kept it on a shelf for a while.

I’ve been hit by cars before on my bicycle. Six times.

You know what it was, every single time? The driver was turning right, and looking for oncoming traffic from the left. I tried to cross, and didn’t know they hadn’t seen me. Ran over my front tire, or just knocked me over.

I’m damn lucky those were all extremely slow speed collisions and they stopped as soon as they heard me scream. But honestly? Fuck cars. I shouldn’t have been forced to cross at the sidewalk to begin with. And they should have been looking for pedestrians anyway.

Flag football was meant to replace tackle football. Rather than stopping the ball being based on takedowns, the players wear a belt with flags on their hips. If an opposing player yanks a flag off the belt, that’s where the stop is counted.

Oh, but nooooo, it’s not manly and powerful and warrior-like enough. So it never really got popular outside of high school gym class.

He’s pure evil. And anyone who likes him does so because they’re evil too. Fuck anyone who makes excuses for this psychopath.

Please understand, I’m trying to interact in good faith here.

Yankee here.

Please, for the love of fuck, ditch them as fast as you feasibly can. Money is the only language my government speaks. Don’t you dare be a scab! The sane ones are counting on you! Don’t worry about us, we’ll be fine. The sooner we all can starve them out financially, the sooner we can overthrow them!

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Red makes the line go faster, boss.

I was looking up stuff about Linux DAWs today, and I found this. I don’t know if you already know about it or not, but maybe it’ll be helpful to you.

That’s awful… fuck, that’s just… holy hell.

“Collateral”? That’s all they have to say? That’s despicable.

We’re working on it, believe it or not. We’ve got several trillion dollars in military and industrial capital to chew through, and about a hundred years of propaganda to boot. But dammit, the sane ones among us at least, we’re still trying.

Yarrr!

I’ve never seen Bladerunner. But why would I flip the poor thing on its back in the first place? It’s just a tortoise, what the hell did the poor thing ever do to me?

Secret handshakes and codewords from movies I know the real one has never seen.