Lmao I’m not even mad. Bravo.

I went shopping earlier for onions. Ended up getting onions, a couple pizzas on sale, some Easter chocolate (also on sale)…

I know it sounds tedious, however I’d suggest weighing up your flower before you grind it up.

I’ve been toking daily for a long time, most of a couple of decades, and this has helped me keep my tolerance in check. For the most part.
The tolerance could still increase, but managing your own ‘dose’ can have alleviate the negatives (and also help you not spike the tolerance further).

Also helps lower tolerance by gradually decreasing the amount you smoke. Like, if you go for a gram, ease into lower doses by going for 0.9 for a week, then 0.85, etc.

Toads swallow food with their eyes. When they snag some food into their mouth they close their eyelids, and their eyes go inside and help push food down the throat before coming back up to the front of the head.

TBF current rulers aren’t even real rulers.
Like, are they 6ft? 6ft2in??? Like, there’s absolutely no indication of their lengths.

Politicians are absolutely useless for measuring things with, and it shows.

My go to pizza used to be anchovies, pineapple, pepperoni, mushrooms and sometimes sweetcorn. I say used to be because I have a feeling I was the only person actually asking for anchovies, as after a while every pizza place around me stopped keeping them :(

If someone posts nothing but doom and gloom, it’s a surefire way to get blocked. There’s too much of that elsewhere, and I’m aware of it all. Sometimes I just want to look at memes to distract myself from thinking that everything is on fire.

According to this page, you can jailbreak Kindles going all the way back to the first generation. The older you go the less features may be available to you, however definitely have a look at your model number there.\

There seems to be a firmware version that is incompatible, however that page should provide some more information about it.

Jailbroke my old Kindle, and disabled updates. It’s way better now. With the custom reader, I can just connect it straight to Calibre and copy books over via WiFi with no bother. Disabled ads and have custom screensavers too.

If anyone has an old Kindle, and is upset about this, I’d suggest to have a look to see if yours can be jailbroken.

Same thing with me and LSD. It is insanely powerful when used therapeutically, however that is also why I don’t talk about it irl at-all. The short explanation is that I don’t believe many people can handle these things and come out with similar clarity.\

If anyone is interested, please do as much research if you can. I would recommend James Fadiman’s Psychedelic Explorer’s Guide.

I absolutely loved my lecturers in uni.

They did all sorts of things to hint at getting the books for free, like Z Library at the time and such. Once a lecturer arranged to turn her back to the board and be ambiguous about her mentions, with a student putting the link written on paper on the board.

They thought it was also bullshit to pay so much for material, and encouraged piracy since we were paying a fair bit for tuition and such anyway.

We’re going to be waiting a while.
When we see him coming out with sunglasses, and perched up between two guys who are suspiciously close to him, only then can we estimate the time down to a couple of hours (depending on how many ads for Goya beans there are).

I don’t check the news an awful lot, so every single time I read this acronym I immediately think “Magic the Gathering” and get confused for a minute. Every time. I cannot think of a solution, forever will Magic the Gathering confuse politics.

From the nation of Èurope.

Maybe they could pitch the idea that they theoretically could, one day, be able to afford to buy them.

Ah thanks for pointing that out, I forget not all US States have it.

Nearly every restaurant I’ve been to, and take away place, has proudly shown their hygiene ratings as a sticker on the window. These can be verified via a website too. It’s very useful as I get an upset stomach rather easily.

The best burgers I have had, have been from small back alley places. Had one a couple of months ago, lovely quarter pounder with chips (fries) and a drink for around £6 here in London.

Had less of an upset stomach too, although I do still check the hygiene ratings for the places which helps in this regard.

The post had such a miserable excuse for bread in the pic.
Thank you for the nice bread pic. It looks lovely.

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I do this always, and even for my spliff ends (we call the cardboard bit a roach here) in a pocket ash tray.

It really bugs me when I find a rather nice smoke spot, lovely nature area, and upon my third or fourth visit there is just rubbish everywhere.

Folks have cleaned the areas, only to find them in such a state in practically no time at all.

I wish people would take more responsibility with their rubbish. It literally takes only one pocket, or a small otherwise unused compartment in my bag. It’s ridiculously easy to not litter!!