Ouch. Shards of glass & metal through his hand.

Ideally his grave will be in a landfill in Siberia, not that I would want you to travel that far to piss on his grave, but he does belong in the most remote Siberian landfill.

I feel ya. Me too 😄 Fediverse allows us to speak our minds, usually.

I’m pretty sure bon Jovi & def Leppard were classified as hard rock. Even though they had some sweet ballads, it was mostly their metal-looking aesthetic that at a glance people might assume metal.

DJT will receive the same sentiments after he dies. Soon I hope.

What are the odds that someone who enjoys reading & writing as a hobby (forums like Lemmy attract such people), also has the perfect anecdote to accompany OP’s comic 🤔 Well-written & detailed & several details seem highly unlikely.

I sense creative fiction here.

Jeez. Even when I was a child in the 1980s I clearly remember that is one of the words we absolutely must never say at an airport. Your dad is somethin’ speshul.

*their

And no, silly. They’d use code words.

As we all know from the brilliant movie Idiocracy,

I don’t feel like finishing that sentence because I’m tired.

It’s probably the one currently at $7.30/gallon. And in that area there are probably plenty of people who earn so much that they don’t even pay attention to prices.

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Menlo Park? Current gas prices ranging from $6 to $7.30/gallon

“without working??” Wait you lost me. How the hell is someone supposed to live in a $5 million house if they’re not working to earn the $5 million to pay for the house?

Sniper offed you mid-sentence?

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That whole era of 1970s movies, I’m pretty sure everyone involved in writing/producing/directing those movies were on some of the wildest recreational drugs.

Yeah the price of new cars nowadays is the same price as a whole damn four-bedroom house used to cost.

Then why are you worried about hair loss?

Could buy a two-bedroom house here in California for a few million.