The article is literally about workers’ opinions based on conducted polls, so the title is accurate. Whether or not these agree with labor statistics collected by an increasingly dubious government is a different subject.

Try reading the article.

It’s because they ran out of fecks

Honk

His mistake was getting caught.

What about feckless hippies that sold out to the neoliberals?

tl;dr why did it have to be snakes?

Not for long!

That’s moot. They just can’t let the poors have any money.

To be fair, maple syrup is fucking amazing.

Well, I know better than to post comics in his language and butcher it.

I call bullshit. That’s a ridiculous argument to use in the same sentence as an archaic form of “sacrifice.”

“Dice” is the plural of “die.”

Not good for modern high-density displays and interfaces for everyday tasks. Great for stylistic choices in art or on low-density displays like embedded devices.

Scalzi based as usual

Also, the real fake Rambo!

“Anyone know a human with a brain that still works at Microsoft and can help?”

Gone, baby, gone.

This is acceptable. It also indicates that you make a solid guess at the beginning.

I’m the Space Noodle, not the Space Needle.

Apparently I exhibit all of the symptoms except for the track marks

I passed out on the break room sofa for a solid three hours in the middle of the day on my first trip out to my new employer’s head office

Four-year anniversary is coming up real soon