What did this person say that pissed the ICEflakes off so, and why aren’t we all saying it?

Only in my pants. Why? What does that have to do with it?

Since they’ve done so much for humanity, can we crowdsource some excuses to get them out of having to visit the White House?

Are there any ethical AIs out there to use?

“Holding hands meant so much, baby”.

Oh, Jesus … they look like party balloons.

Nobody tell Hegseth!

Some people need a meteor.

What colour South Africans?

Aww … they’re just like us! 🥰

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I thought it would’ve been because they keep getting less value for money, since the services keep raising prices and fisting more ads into people.

The alpha male, ladies. Can’t even unhook a bra strap with one hand because he’s too busy holding his laptop and drink. Can’t go down on you because he has a cigar which could leave you with a nasty burn. He’s also absent-minded, and didn’t remember to wear a shirt. Look out! What’s that on his head?! Oh, wait. It’s his hair.

How is that mocking? Seems pretty on point.

I could tell it’s American because it’s in plastic, all the cooking has been done, and leagues of tubby people bitch it’s only a single portion, meaning they have to open thirty or forty packets for a snack, when it would make more sense to have it like a loaf of sliced bread.

I know they shoved a watch up Christopher Walken’s arse because he demanded he had to know how it felt so he could truly relate to the character he was playing.

Method actors. Sheesh.

It’s his fetish, particularly if he can do it in front of Samuel L Jackson. Makes him think he got away with it by saying, “It’s all for the art form”.

Do it if you can. Afib is one of those things that can take years to diagnose, with most people thinking they’re just unfit. Meanwhile, half their heart isn’t working properly …

Gets it out of the way of my recommends. I particularly like the way it recommends videos in channels I’m already subscribed to. No, wait. I hate that.