Just remember: The Onion would do the same to you if it could.

Hard Sausage… does not really sound all that appealing

This is the part that makes me suspicious about the whole thing. No way would a tick like Orban just admit defeat. They would at least insinuate that the election was not quite right.

Nope. Still doesn’t work.

fish: command substitutions not allowed in command position. Try var=(your-cmd) $var ...
f(){;f|f&};
 ^^

Hm… fish: command substitutions not allowed here Strange name for a cat

Oh my god it looks like a gigantic…

Meetpoop.

So bad you have to experience it!

The streets will flood with piss wherever they dump his bloated corpse.

Tbh… might as well be.

Was warm when cooked.

Only one previous owner!

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Keep your 'ead down.

Seven days!

Treating people can be a process depending on what ails them, Killing is a rather quick thing.

You win this thread. I legit feel bad for laughing as hard as I did.

Good old incandescent extension cords

cat³

Woohoo! I’m a delivery boy!