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VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

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VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works
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    Remember horny jail is the official name. Those of us on the inside just call it. The orgy hole.

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      What does one have to do to get sent to horny jail? Asking for myself because I’m horny.

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    So…torture?

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      the can still wank

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        the soul still burn

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      Torture? I gooned for 3 hrs and didn’t finish.

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        that’s not torture. you want it 😏

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          Update I tried to goon at night did it for like 2.5hrs still didn’t finish went to sleep. Never doing it again. Felt alone lol.

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    Until the guards spot you and put you in there with them.

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      Oh nooooo don’t stick my horny ass in a room with a bunch of other horny people 🙇‍♀️ doooooont

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        “Just toss them in one of the empty solitary confinement cages.”

        Wait, that still makes it hotter, shit.

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    so you’re like the car wash lady from Cool Hand Luke

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