i never wrote a picture

this brought me joy

spiderkash

turn 360 degrees and walk away from it

no factor authentication

no that was the butthole surfers

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ty

just celebrated my 6 year anniversary (we met on tinder btw)

me, I said it

you mean are for my friend to see inside. oh. oh.

are clothes considered containers? asking for a friend

time to move the UN

he’ll yeah, lose money you fuckers

imagine saying the phrase “screams preemptively in ER nurse” to a medieval peasant

i think lock is an onomatopoeia and I vote

one of my exes who was otherwise pretty level headed and logical used to tell the cab driver a destination that was only halfway to her place and then negotiate the fee down for the second half

maybe you can’t stop thinking about it but I’m built different

blue prince