I have a friend who says ‘coughs you’ lol

Snowden continues to criticize Russian policy

I’m totally showing my ignorance here but I’m surprised they let him do that

TIL the difference between a cat and a dog is the floppiness of the ears

Gaze into my black hole pls

Well that could be misconstrued

*🥵

Uh oh, don’t tell beep

I bet those people are tastier though

First sentence: fair point

It’s almost as daft as people thinking they’ll lose out by going into a higher tax bracket

Yep

Good job he’s not a bird

Language changes, die sounds stupid, and yes I will dice on this hill

But hyenas are dogs, right? Right?!

There is a time component though

Edit: 🤓

Integrity’s headlights

3-D chess

Uh, so chess?

For a moment I thought her tail was a motion artifact and was confused as to how a sleeping dog’s face could move so fast

Know your audience

I still can’t work out whether he’s top-tier trolling or not