If Trump was Putin’s puppet, he wouldn’t TACO out of his disputes with Europe. Greenland wouldn’t be in Danish hands. Hell, Putin’s puppet might even want to join the war in Ukraine on Russia’s side.

The only person Trump cares about is Trump. The best Putin can hope for is that Trump destroys a bunch of shit indiscriminately, which he is doing quite well. Some of the destroyed shit could be Russian assets, which Russia will have to endure.

A lot of people don’t understand this.

Early on, only adult men with land could vote.

In the War of 1812, many people opposed conquering Canada not because it would be morally wrong, but because annexed Canada would give too much power to the abolitionist states.

Then we had Andrew Jackson, the Trump of the early 1830s, who did a bunch of bad shit. And South Carolina kicked off some prelude to the Civil War with Nullification.

Pretty much everything from Reconstruction to WW2 was big corporate doing whatever they wanted with the American population. With some disruptions involving angry employees, of course.

Trump would build the Tower of Babel in his name if he could.

Who to wage war against? Oh, there are so many options!

• Iran: Trump loves breaking agreements. Invading Iran would be a natural step in that direction.
• Canada: Trump might decide that today’s the day Canada becomes the 51st state.
• Greenland: Same idea.
• Mexico: Trump has wanted to fight the cartels for a long time. Maybe he decides to attack them next.
• Cuba: Trump wants to torture these guys. He can do it first hand with an invasion.
• Vatican City: Trump may decide that he’s had enough of the Pope, so he kills a bunch of people in Rome and installs an antipope.

DDLC is pretty tame when compared to the various visuals novels out there. If Google hates DDLC, then I’m pretty sure they would go crazy over any Russian VNs that made it onto the Play Store. Those have a bunch of sensitive material.

Hmm, yes, but don’t you see? Mr. Big Man ICE Agent wants to beat you into unconsciousness to show you how tough and scary he is. If you know who he is, you could get revenge for your cracked skull and broken eye when he’s feeling tired and unalert one day. And the Enforcer class reserves the right to beat you to death for fun, not the other way around.

Folks like you made me realize that you would willingly vote for Trump if he became the “lesser evil” candidate.

“Yes, Trump is a rapist, a pedophile, and a narcissist who only cares about himself. But consider the alternative! The other guy openly admitted to launching gas attacks against Europe during his campaign, and says he’ll nuke Iran the second he becomes president. Trump never did that! Trump 20XX!”

It’s funny how this is the thing that makes her come out and do a big speech.

Someone is sniffing too close to the bodies methinks.

I have a grudge against Phyre Engine and Artemis Engine. So not those. I have no issues with other engines.

Ah, and there’s a hidden detail the writers put in with this episode of TACO.

Observe

The Pakistani PM was given the precise tweet to write by Trump.

He just TACO’ed a few minutes ago.

I wonder if the NATO countries have secret plans to kill him.

I’m sure Denmark wants him gone sooner rather than later.

Good. Then my plan is working as intended.

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And when a Democratic president gets in, the Americans will be like, “Oh, but we’ve changed! We’re going to be much better now! Really!”.

It’s like a psychotic ex-boyfriend begging you to take him back, because he’s really sorry and will do better next time. Promise!

He wants to be known as the man who was “strong enough” to nuke a country into oblivion.

-Niko Bellic’s thoughts on Vladdy Boy

Ah! Excellent question.

It is estimated that there are 92 million people living in Iran. The price of a human, ignoring the human’s net worth, has a lower bound of 1 million USD (based off the heart alone).

With some simple math, it can be deduced that Iran currently holds at least 92 trillion dollars of human wealth.

Since Iran is considered to be an enemy of the US, that 92 trillion is subtracted off of the US GDP (~30.5 trillion USD), which puts the US in the red.

Therefore, Trump must reduce Iran’s stockpiles of human wealth to get the US GDP to at least break even.

I am sure you understand, now that I put this in this very logical way.

/s if there’s any confusion

The part I take issue with is the “There will be nothing like it!!!”.

“IT WILL BE NOTHING THE WORLD HAS SEEN BEFORE” is something I would expect from Trump.

I’m pretty sure Trump would give the order to launch the nukes and kill us all in that situation.