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Cake day: January 17th, 2026

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  • A lot of recycled animation in all those classic (cheap) cartoons.

    Fi Spiderman and RocketRobinHood

    But the most… embarrassing… of all:

    Superfriends, in an episode that shoulda been called “another humiliating day for AquaMan”

    Regrettably attempted an “ethnic” superheroes episode.

    All the A list are… busy?.. when (gasp) a Pyramid is spotted in a desert. Obviously a job for Aquaman, who takes with him: Eldorado, Zorro, and Apache Chief

    Whilst saving Aquaman from (cough) a water!?! trap, A.C. reveals his power: he grows to giant size and strength, by beating his chest and yelling…

    With the exact animation (just recoloured and lined over) as

    You guessed it, The Grape Ape

    I feel that this says something about the creators true views of the Team of Colour







  • Love how the religeous claim certainty that THEIR instructions from God, and they all seem to justify their “grandad’s” values as to when to break their own principles.

    Ie:

    Love thy neighbour but MY NEIGHBOR got a Windmill so I should be allowed to arson!

    If a thief takes your cloak, also give him your coat… but no socialism for anyone I dont know, they r all lazy bums

    Etc etc

    No chance any of this is u know who, or maybe just your ego? Oh no, you know cause a gut feeling and old folks said so



  • In WWII, experimental weapons:

    Since cats reach their terminal velocity after just aprox 3 stories fall, and are therefore better than likely to survive a drop from any height…

    Allied Air Command recruited vets for the war effort, had them surgically plant incendiary bombs on timers in stray cats.

    They were then airdropped over German cities, whence they would hide in flammable refuse, as cats are wont to do.

    When the synchronized fuses later went off, multiple starting points created a massive firestorm, killing 10s of thousands.

    Meow




  • The kicker is when your meeting your friend Jack, and yell a greeting…

    But those S.S. omfg!

    At a public service job, I politely listened to this jerk spiel half an hour bout brilliant you tube videos on beating speeding tickets by insisting your names all caps, on multiple occasions.

    Then one time, I politely asked him to move 5 feet (was needed to continue, safety reasons). He would not, even as dozens of displaced customers also tried rational appeals. After 30 min a bus showed up and he just went and left on it.

    I never saw him post covid, I frequently hope he died of his irrationality, one of very few people I feel such for. Or maybe he moved into the abandoned (prairie winter, squatting, no power or water lol) school with the Queen of Canada and company.

    Speaking of tQoC, it would be fun to show up for a bit, just to Role-Play:

    “Please allow me to introduce myself… I come to offer a potential marriage alliance with fair Carcossa! If you might just read this document describing the history of their king…”

    “Tata mum! 'Eres your powdered eggs, as you like em, lightly poached in an 'erb broth! (tQoC: Really?) Nah!!! Their fried.”

    “At your command I will go get flashlight batteries, your majesty, but have you had time to consider my additional honours? Sir Dr Marquis Earl Viscount of Spusm sounds so much the better with a Baron and Royal Keeper of the Swans for good measure”

    Later at local store, S.S. walks out (again) without paying (“on account old boy!”)

    Shopkeeper, armed, yells “Give me the money or your fucking dead!”

    S.S.(audible sigh)“That’s give me the money or your fucking dead, MY LORD!”