I like mixing cases when providing lists:

a) because it subverts expectations, and

2. because it’s funnier that way

•plust also confuses people.

Growing cannabis. I’m a noob, but it’s just so fun! Got 320 grams from my last plant.

I never expected the Spanish Inquisition!

The final episode of the new season of Malcolm in the Middle. I really enjoyed the new season! So, on Saturday.

And here i was, thinking there was only YouPorn.

Look at this nazi over here, trying to justify their views as a nazi. Typical Nazis.

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The in-laws ISP stated that their IPTV was not working properly because… They need a new HDMI cable…

They got a new one - did it work? Nope!

So they called again - this time, they stated the cause was because they changed the default WiFi name and password… 🤦

He should get a shot to the face.

Hi Walnut!! Who’s a good boy?

TACO!

If the bomb is dropped, no other country will trust America. Hell, if you said three years ago that I’d trust China more than Trump, I’d be flabbergasted!

Dude, I can only get so erect!

I trust China more than i trust the United States of Trump.

Not quite, but he’s only 8.5 kilos, so I do carry him often.

Wallet, phone, and my dog.

Let’s do the pillory first, then, if they survive that, the prize is the guillotine.

But I like drugs! Cannabis is my favourite.

But is he immune to bullets?

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