Instead of: “Android.”

Say: "An open source Android (AOSP)-based operating system such as LineageOS for microG or other similar FOSS projects that fully circumvent Google Play Services."

You know, like a normal person.

That’s kind of the point, though: “AI” is just very expensive autocorrect that will tell you what you tell it to tell you.

The purge count just went up by another 10 billion because of this comment.

(The Vitamin™ is Vyvanse.)

Despite the show being kind of awful on various levels, I really liked what they did with a similar concept in The Boys.

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Nate does stink real good, not gonna lie.

Hey friend, I know the address of your red pineapple off by heart. Don’t worry, I won’t doxx you, of course.

Our options are limited, some of the names were censored by stonks.

I have a little red notebook that has everybody I care about’s phone numbers and addresses and email addresses in it in the drawer in my kitchen. If you aren’t important enough for me to go get the little red notebook from the kitchen, then I probably also don’t care if I can contact you ever.

Ooooh, you forgot to say ‘Um, Actually…’ so we cannot award you the point. Any other toddlers posing as anarchists can buzz in now to steal.

Hell yeah! All states are awful, bed time is authoritarian, and green vegetables are fascist.

Ok but what if they made the snoot droop?

83%. I’ve never set foot in the country in my life.

Also, the height of the that wheel is irrelevant, since it hasn’t been the tallest in the world in decades!

IOF go one day without murdering children challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

I wonder, did any other countries have non-aggression pacts with Germany at the time?

Yeah, yeah, we’ve all seen the Time Knife.

“Why is this group so stupid and wrong? No specifics, project your own opinions of stupid and wrong people here.”

“Don’t use those other chat apps, where the barbarous Russians or sneaky Arabs could compel your data. Use my app instead: FedChat: Built For Feds, By Feds” - Feddy McFedderson, founder of Signal

Cuba is starving because Fidel pulled a Stalin, and turned all the island’s crops into a giant cigar and he smoked it in front of them.