Lifelike, yet everything is reversed? What a ripoff!

What definition of “antisemitic” applies here?

The plan: Attack Iran

That’s it.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Racists go brrrrrr

You’ll get nowhere with that. Try some parsley or cilantro.

They love bananas. But only give them in moderation due to the high sugar content.

Not the “administration”, but Trump himself.

So Wash will be alive? This was Joss Whedon’s greatest sin until, well, everything else.

RIP Ron Glass

Will this be cash or banana slice?

Has the prediction market latched onto offering a line on Patch Tuesday yet?

It’s also rampant assholery, but that’s harder to legislate.

With everything he’s done, this is the straw that broke the camel’s back?

The Tragic School Bus

Always great to see scientists with a sense of humor.

There wouldn’t be a “war” if that “senile old man” hadn’t started it, so there’s that.

The bubble, she is about to burst!

They’ve revealed Victoria’s secret.

I worked in that industry (for a company that used Fiery print controllers with some products), and this is standard practice. Our machines took forever to boot up because of limited RAM and slow CPUs. Even their latest machines, which we have at my current employer, struggle. One can only imagine what newer ones will be like with the current RAM situation.

The real Eeyore would grab the gun and shoot himself, not willing to rely on Pooh.

You never sleep on new, unwashed bedsheets. I thought everyone knew that.