In most Costcos I’ve been to in the last five or so years, they’ve swapped from foil to some papery wrap.

You pet the ears; my face is 100% buried in that fluffy tum before I’m mauled.

I’m all for it if California joins. CA for CA.

Turnabout is fair play, then, right?

I think it’s probably with all of the fucks no one has for these bastards.

Yeah, I don’t entirely object to the reverse (as long as California is adopted into the family), but making Canada part of the US? No thank you. Fucking crab bucket mentality; can’t let other people have nice things.

The happiest of accidents!

OP replaces with Butter and ella. Seems doable.

Another one to block; thanks for the heads up!

Ugh, OP created this account an hour ago and I’ve already run across several of their posts. I’m tired of the spam accounts.

I’m not even sure I read everything on here because it was an overwhelming amount of information. Excellent representation, for me, at least.

Pretending to choke on Trump’s tiny penis whenever the press sec isn’t doing it. Also pretending to be the Attorney General, but I don’t think she’s doing as good a job at that.

Oh man, stop, I can only get so erect.

I am extremely disappointed that I can’t unread this.

See, the internet censors it for you; you don’t need to do it yourself! All I see is sh!t, p!$$, c**t, c0ckscker, m0th3rfuck3r, and tits.

Also, animals are extremely vulnerable when going potty, so I’d expect they assume we are, too; they’re protecting us at our most vulnerable. ☺️

I would argue that, without the punctuation, it’s not technically correct. The references to James and John saying “had had,” at least, should be in quotes. Additionally, unless broken up with a semicolon or a period before the final four “hads,” it’s a run-on sentence.

If you change the “hads” that mean provided/said in the context of the sentence (excluding the quoted ones), you could write it as:

James, while John had [said] “had”, had [said] “had had”; “had had” had [provided] a better effect on the teacher.

And though it doesn’t flow right to me to have James and his action verb split by a phrase about John, I’m not sure that’s incorrect. Phrasing it to fix the flow, for me, would be:

While John had [said] “had”, James had [said] “had had”; “had had” had [provided] a better effect on the teacher.

I tripped on that one and ended up saying “European pianer player union,” which made me laugh until I coughed.

I am not sober. I just had far too much fun saying “europinyinyinyin” out loud over and over again, so thank you for that. :)

I think I have some extended family who probably say it similarly to that, too. Probably the ones from the deep south.

Alternately, do sell it, but make sure it’s guaranteed to fail and become an expensive paperweight upon first use. I’d prefer your option, but I’ll take mine if I can’t get yours.