Man, what happened to the days when they used to just beat each other with lead pipes and chains?

That’s a timely reminder of exactly what’s needed these days.

Once so mighty, but now undergoing a difficult retirement.

Couldn’t help it. Read ‘Shalit’ and heard Emeril Lagasse in my head, pronouncing the word ‘shallot’.

He won’t. No balls.

That’s how you get Frenchman and Germench.

No mayo dispenser?

Too much dog penis.

Vigorous licking. I mean, really get in there. Commit. Clean surfaces are no joke. You have to be ready to do the work.

Sorry. Trump already collapsed it.

First thing I thought.

Not according to the Navy. And the higher ups wouldn’t just lie to the servicepeople … would they?

That reminds me, I need to get my eyeballs sliced to drain some floaters.

They’re a cowed people. I mean, what does it take?!

Say it to him now. No time like the present.

Perhaps lawmakers should make laws the people want to follow, and not draconian laws that will lead to dystopia.

I know him as the guy with the assorted eyeballs in Last Action Hero.

Say warfighters again! Say warfighters again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker! Say warfighters one more goddamn time!

Appears the cook got sole fish and sole shoe mixed up …

X-Men '97 continues where X-Men left off. Worth a watch.