Damn I put this prompt into my non-artificial intelligence and it produced an image in my head without any extra power and water usage. Now I feel bad for cheating tech companies out of imaginary revenue.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t Shitcock Mike the third. How has the sack been hanging, partner?

All day every day. My dad was a construction worker and would only have a use for books if he needed to start a fire. I won’t try to bend the three braincells that somehow survived a lifetime of alcoholism into shape.

On his tombstone it shall say “he died as he lived, an idiot.”

The wear on my mouse from clicking on the torrent already wasn’t worth it.

Yeah I saw him there too.

Considering where this money is going to end up instead I think any kind of criticism towards the work NASA is doing is truly misplaced.

He was probably relieved when the next sin would come up and would just be waluigi hentai again. In fact it was most likely waluigi hentai that made him reconsider when he was about to give up on humanity. Who knows?

Win the meme battle, win the war.

Those lobbyists and the prompts they use for their AI articles will destroy satirists’ jobs.

Depends on the circumstances. I was always faster on my bike than my colleagues but that was in a city coming out of the industrial area during your usual rush hour. Zooming past them on the bike lane always felt nice.

Anyway it’s always good to remember that there are vastly different circumstances out there for maybe people. This is directed more towards the guy you were replying to than to you.

You at give me another billion for data centers bro and you can meet it I swear bro just one more data center.

I don’t understand why that one gets to people. Instant. No pain. Compare that to a pig momma that gets her little piglets taken away and squeels in desperation for hours. Give me the shredder over this every day.

Microslop promising to improve windows 11 and give users agency back.

5 minutes later…

It is the year 2009. After significant effort your balls are hairless and you’re ready for that wild one night stand but as soon as you arrive at the party and find a spot to stand around awkwardly you realize that you’d rather be home playing your level 80 arms warrior in world of Warcraft wrath of the lich king.

Soon Microsoft will threaten to kill itself if we leave.

“Cuba is next.” -Founder of the Board of Peace

I guess VW is supporting Palestine in their own way.

Makes creature and gives it irresistible urge to hit itself. Says “LOL stop hitting yourself” -god

The OG rainbow flag.

The other ICE agents make this one do their paper work.