In Finnish lapland we have mosquitoes so big that my friend takes them and dries them to make sauna stools.

Yes, I drive New Beetle and lift my hand every time someone comes in with the same car.

I started drinking and the rest is history.

If I see anything with those morons head, I will kick them so hard.

Bold of you to assume they could think that far. To be honest, they don’t think us at all. The more people are starving to death, the better for them. I’m sure they think like “eat the poor”. This world is doomed with capitalism and we should do something about it now, before it’s too late.

Wooosh…

Don’t forget you have couple of sacks underneath your penis.

Please, can I have just one day without some shit from that orange stain? Just one fucking day!

Did it supposed to stop “be”? Or did OP hit the enter too soon?

It would be nice touch if Trumps shoes would have flown off.

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean you. I meant that mail-order wife.

Is this Onion? Why shouldn’t pope talk about theology? I thought it is like his area of expertise?

It’s the land of free…

Just now? Not before? Oh, you sweet summer child.

Bc we have made ourselves slaves of the capitalism. All of us have so much debt that we can’t rebel anymore. Those people in the past didn’t have anything, so there wasn’t much to lose. We all want to have everything nice, a beautiful house, a large automobil, a beautiful wife, a better iphone or something, regardless of do we have money to it. Revolution doesn’t fit in the our life. We are doomed to fail and die for the billionaires. Let that sink in.

OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARD!

Oh, I wish we could have that cheap gas here, you lucky bastards.

Try Google it, I’m sure they’ll know.

Trump hasn’t made America great again, he’s been made America international joke.