I’m so glad I never fell for the cloud gaming scam.

It’s just so easy to manipulate into a dictatorship!

Yeah but I don’t put my shirt tail on my face.

Oh I still wash my hands all the damn time. Covid made me a germophobe. Also I’m disabled and live at home so.

I haven’t touched a door handle with my bare hands in years. Paper towels, coat sleeves, the bottom of my T-shirt - whatever it takes.

Because they know that they won’t suffer any repercussions. Our government is going to keep throwing free weapons to them because they’re complete fucking idiots.

Okay now THAT’S fuckin funny.

Because God demands skulls.

Hedge fund managers aren’t human, they don’t get to complain.

There’s still the Bohemian Club.

Allergy season

Decrying political violence is incredibly naive. Violence has been a political tool for thousands of years. It’s not an ideal solution 99.99% of the time, but it does achieve results. I mean hell, the American Revolution was literally political violence.

Sounds like Wine Gramma Pirro is having a tough time.

Good.

Before I learned that they were religious wackadoos, one showed up near me (Chicago area) and I figured I’d give it a try. It was the blandest chicken sandwich I’ve ever had, and the waffle fries suuuuucked. Dune time later I figured I’d give them a second chance and ordered their spicy chicken sandwich. Still bland AF, still bad fries. I’ve had a society chicken sandwich from Burger King, and seriously, how the fuck do you screw up waffle fries? So I wrote them off as total trash and never went back. Then I learned that they were owned by Christian fundamentalist assholes, giving me a second reason to hate them.

I’ll say the same thing I said when 5 Guys (burgers are fine, not a fan of the peanut oil fries) - if you want to move into the Chicago area you need to do better than whatever’s been working for you everywhere else. I’m honestly surprised that either of them maintains a foothold here. Funny thing is the 5 Guys has all these framed copies of reviews from all over the country, not one of which was from Chicago or even Illinois lol. At least 5 Guys isn’t run by assholes (as far as I know).

A drug dealer dressed all in black with a balaclava is absolutely a Fed working for the Trump administration.

Lidocaine.

You named your human “Mulligan”?

Do it cowards.

HOAs are the devil - even if I could afford property there’s no house cheap enough to put up with one.