I’m torn. I wanna go ahead and start chilling my champagne but don’t wanna jinx it

It’s more likely he’s had another stroke and is laid up in Walter Reed than he wrote this.

Definitely needed that front tire.

Being only the 8th largest economy would rule you out as a superpower from the jump.

He is going to 180 on this later today or tomorrow. He may have thought he’d get an easy win and leave like in Venezuela. Now that it’s clear that won’t happen, he thinks he can declare that he doesn’t need a deal after all and leave.

This is not a real estate deal and he can’t just leave. There are too many powerful people in the world who will find this outcome unacceptable. He is stuck and we are stuck there with him.

The reasoning would be: You’re right. They don’t care. But he will never voluntarily release them and it results in maximum embarrassment.

It wouldn’t be a sincere negotiating tactic but it works because they don’t need to negotiate.

I think I’m a competent person, but I definitely wouldn’t be a competent soldier.

The broken window fallacy is so fucking back.

Yeah. But I mean dying pointlessly is kinda what he signed up for. Civilian deaths are far more tragic.

I think Russia will “mediate” in exchange for concessions in Ukraine.

He can’t unilaterally end the conflict and leave because we have bomb-able assets throughout the region and Iran is not letting us off the hook that easy.

And they’re mostly right!

I think it’ll disenfranchise more Republicans than Democrats.

First, while women are generally Democrats, the married demographic is more right wing. Especially the ones who changed their names

Second, Dems will be way more motivated that Republicans and will be more willing to jump over a hurdle to vote.

I have something in common with one of them!

I have a lot of attention to provide.

TACO

Would it matter if she did?

From what baseline? Did it go from 1 to 14?

It might mean you’ve asked a trivial/routine question you easily could have answered yourself. In the same way someone might just send you a Google response prior to chatgpt.

“Headward free now to rise”