I get downvoted constantly. A day without downvotes is a lost day.

Can you put on a condom?

Only in America!

You couldn’t make this shit up

Very valid points. I’m guessing humanity will disappear much sooner: we are our own worst enemy. At the rate we are going it may well be over in a couple of hundred years.

[nasal voice over intercom] Has patient number 13 reveived his sedatives yet?

Everybody is responsible for their own life, don’t expect hand-outs.

Leave all meta products; they are built in a way that arguing is promoted. Only reply once to a post; never twice, tell you opinion and stop.

I’ve been racking my brain, but it seems I’m too much of a stoic.

The Maltese Falcon. Mary Astor’s skirt has a circular spot of grease on the back. Turned me off completely.

You can’t fix stupid.

Did you just push the red button? Never push the red button.

“Better put on a condom”

You’ll need something bigger than a hammer to kill it.

I happen to be in jail just now, so I can consider myself a bid of an expert on this dopic. I’ve noticed that the paper of the quaran is rougher than the average bible paper, so the answer should be clear.

Stay out of European politics than too, numbskull. And out of Europe for that matter.

My IQ is so high, I don’t need to brag about it.

Anal fixation is exhausting, both for patient and public.

I turned in my Glock 17, a Colt M1911, a Smith & Wesson Model 686 and an Sig Sauer P320, and I received a library card, a voucher for a florist and a handshake. The Colt was later used in a bank robbery, I got interviewed by the police four times.

I admit that rat poison is definitely unethical: it causes a horrible, painful death, the animal’s gut is perforated and the poor animal gets internal bleeding. But is is one of the best ways to get rid of a rodent invasion.