Ded Talk*
They sleep upside-down, vespertine, and roam the woods at night to forage for wolves.
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Cake day: November 18th, 2023
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1·1 hour agoChad’s what, though?!
Emigrate* 🖖🏼
1·1 hour agoSpeaking of unearthing an old tradition, history sure seems to suggest that a guillotine works marvels at changing one’s tune rather quickly, one way or the other.
1·2 hours agoBeen saying it since the early 80s, back when I was some idiot punk kid that didn’t know what he was talking about. At least, now I’m not a kid, eh? 😝 Hack the planet.
TBF, it’s mostly the people in power —and, not just government, either. The rest of us are barely keeping it together in so many uniquely defiant ways, every single gawdamn day. It’s a silent, hushed war on the poor that hisses clearly that you’ll be next if you speak up.
Don’t worry, though, fellow poors! We’re each still on deck for their wide, wide world of
fuckeryNew & Improved Democracy™ at some point down the line, regardless of compliance or allegiance or pretty much anything, really.☝🏼😅I mean, c’mon. It’s literally designed to imply there’s some hidden hope for you via this docile complicity… but there’s less than zero, in fact. This personal “choice” we each have, baked into our modern existence (as non-nepo spawn) and is intended to keep the rest of us that much more easily oppressed by the whole circus for every single person that can’t risk saying “No.” to this construct.
The ol’ rat maze has a see-through lid, but don’t let them catch you looking up. 🤫
2·1 day agoI’ve whipped up a basic, text-only tutorial from the transcripts of each video, if that’s helpful to the community:
Bonus! Here’s a basic Dos & Don’ts from these four videos! 🖖🏼🤓
p.s. The viewing password for all above is OP’s username copied w/ the at. 👩🏽🔬🧑🏿🔬👨🔬
9·1 day agoOnly because they don’t make them anymore. I always give a 👋🏼 —or a 🤘🏼 if their stickers are funny. 😋
Sounds like par for the course in the US. 🤌🏼
You know, I’m thinking that this is exactly the image I should apply to the back of an old denim jacket I have kickin’ around the closet.
Hell, plus a hoodie underneath grants a bonus, (hood on Gandalf) it’s just Aragorn looking up like “RUFKMRN‽” 🤣
Pretty much appropriate all the time these days, too.🤷🏼♂️
Crunchy beans
So… nut allergy? 🤔😋
Don’t worry, it’s probably just a phad.
Not discussing pay rate with coworkers/colleagues. I mean, talk about complicity via fear.
28 days old and you’re already compromising the legitimacy of that account seeming human? Oof. Bold move, botfarm.
Hey, go bold or go tv dinner, for sure. I didn’t have a single say in those standards, and I actually appreciate giving the rules the ol’ two finger salute often enough.
With genuine respect and kindness: perhaps a quick sear on the shallot (or some similar step, post-confit) could elevate it to the level of its neighbors. Likewise, the stem/vine might feel more relevant if the tomatoes were still reminiscent of their state prior to harvest (ie. still growing on said vine), whereas here they’re further from that moment than ever. 🤷🏼♂️🤓🙇🏼♂️
Everything on the plate should be edible, garnish and all. Tomato vines are not, nor the shallot in that uncut state, and neither support the presentation in dynamic, texture, edibility. 🤏🏼🤷🏼♂️
When a hockey player looks at you like this… You might have/be a problem.
The irony sickens me. Genuinely. Religion has been a maiming, murdering tool of manipulation since its institutional invention. This is just business as usual for these pathological leeches.
Fuck you, Popie, and the millions of pedos you’re hiding under that dress.