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WELCOME TO THE MOST AMERICAN GAME ON THE MARKET. THIS IS LIKE WARIOWARE, BUT FOR PSYCHOLOGICALLY DISTURBED.

PLEASE PROCEED TO COMPLETE ALL 20+ MINIGAMES TO EARN THE FAVOR OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY ADMINISTRATION.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

CONTROLS:

ARROW KEYS + Z / SPACE / LEFT-CLICK

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MADE IN A WEEK BY FEATUREKREEP
MUSIC: STUPID ENEMY BY RETRO-BGM-CHAN

Updated 24 days ago
Published 27 days ago
StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5
Rating
Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
(22 total ratings)
AuthorFeatureKreep
Made withConstruct
Tags2D, Comedy, Funny, minigames, No AI, Pixel Art, Retro, satire, Short, weird
Average sessionA few minutes
LanguagesEnglish
InputsKeyboard, Mouse
LinksPatreon, Patreon
ContentNo generative AI was used

Comments

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i love this game so much you have no idea

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Have you said thank you once?!?

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This happened to my buddy Keith once.

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This game is e-e-e-excelente! (Tbh i always wanted some WarioWare parodies to be made into real games instead of just YTP's) .I also like how you took some inspiration from real WarioWare Inc microgames.

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laughed my ass off. 

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this is absolutely wonderful

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it's so stupid how genuinely good the gameplay in this is lmao

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JD Ware Advance – The Most American WarioWare Experience Ever

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Very funny

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this is somehow peak.

everything is hilarious, everything has good gameplay

perfekt.

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I got to 42, which is the meaning of life. 

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I got a big 'ol score of 76 on my first try!

One criticism I have with the pool cleaning mini is, when at high speeds, the game would be impossible to beat due to not being fast enough to reach the algae.

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I reached 51 with my last try. I didn't expect the game to be so polished, all the games work very well and there's some variety. By the way Left-Click doesn't work in the "Sell your principles"  game.

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This game really makes you *feel* like Trump taking a cognitive test.