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Scroll for 6 hours?
How do you expect to learn anything if you only read scrolls for 6 hours? Gotta up those numbers. Use Time Stop to get more time out of the day and you can scroll for endless hours every day.
I prefer tomes, much more convenient than scrolls.
Tomes are merely ancillary to the majesty of the 𝕲𝖗𝖎𝖒𝖔𝖎𝖗𝖊.
Who the fuck let a halfling into my grimoiratorium?
hnnnnggggg
And that’s how you train the muscle wizards
Unfortunately, Time Stop doesn’t last nearly long enough, now Epic Time Stop might work, but Mystra got irritated and won’t let mortals do Epic magic anymore
write scrolls for 6 hours. i’m not gaining knowledge i’m leaving knowledge
Username chosen in anticipation of this trend.
My tower and extensive library are ready. Wall me in.
⚫️stay virgin for 30 years
that’s just a prank we play on wannabe wizards
It worked for Nikola Tesla, dude became an electro-wizard
Okay, alright, I’ve accepted the quest, but I’m not going anywhere! It’s probably cold outside and looks like it might rain. I’ll handle the quest remotely over my magic orb, and once I’m busy scrolling I’ve just delegated it to my Awkwardly Irrational golem. Thanks and have a nice day!
It’s probably cold outside and looks like it might rain.
You might say it’s overcast.
Delegate it to the Awkwardly Irrational golem, your Androgynous but Intrepid apprentice wizard, and the Attractively Insouciant barmaid from the tavern down the road.
Already got the impressive stick
You also have a didgeridoo?
A bong is kinda like a didgeridoo, right?
6 hours a day scrolling is kind of hard not to do really
maxxing
Oddly not spelled like faxing, taxing, or relaxing, for you? Does the spurious x make it more exxtreme?
Yes, but you can’t add a third X, because then it’s indecent.
What a banger
You forgot the most important part, you need to ponder the orb for at least 32 hours a day and 9 days a week
Communicate via Magic Orb
An ancient and magical Orb? I demand to GRASP IT!
Puny wizards cast fire
Now give me a book series that is this.
That’s just a depressed addict in poverty with mental issues.
