Imagine this article being how you found out that Trump was dead from a massive stroke

By targeting the Red-Green Alliance

You may not find it handsome, but you’ll definitely find it handy. Keep your stick on the ice.

This is bamboo erasure

BenAI Gesserit witchcraft

Our weeks are measured in decades

I think it was, “Mr. Gorbachev, blow out these back walls”

I mean, they had me at Lesbian Medusa

It’s a Witcher 3 clone with Assassin’s Creed characteristics moreso than it’s an Assassin’s Creed game. It was also my first AC game, so I came into it with a different perspective from most of the Ubislop fanbase. It scratches the same kind of open world RPG itch as an Elder Scrolls game for me, but with ship combat thrown in because fuck it why not.

In a just world, he’d be thrown in a and forced to repeatedly perform a purposely ruined version of the Dead Parrot sketch where the Politburo interrupts to have the pet store owner arrested and forced to pay restitution

In this reality, Graham is still alive to play the part of the pet store NKVD

Still on my Assassin’s Creed Odyssey kick. I’m doing my first New Game+ and trying to hit level 99 so I can try out a damage glitch build. (I babbled about this last weekend, too; the TL;DR is that Ubisoft used a 16-bit signed integer for damage, and if you go negative, it loops back around to 16-bit MAX_INT, which is in the neighborhood of two billion.) I’ve managed to speed-clear all of the temples in the base game and most of the main questline, with a quick detour massacre cultists while

I managed to clear enough of the storyline to unlock the DLC questlines, so I’m shifting gears to do those for the extra ability points and the massively boosted XP. Once I hit level 99, I should already have enough ability points to do the aforementioned build, and then some. I can technically do it at level 91, but assassinations get unreliable below 99 with this setup. Either way, I should hit 99 partway through the Atlantis DLC; I’m looking forward to cheesing the ever-loving shit out of the Episode 2 end boss fight with integer underflow damage.

After this, I’m not really sure. Probably Octopath Traveler Zero or Clair Obscur. Or a quick Skyrim run if I can come up with a silly build concept to try (preferably with minimal mods).

They’re going to ban fluoride and replace it with LSD so you hallucinate a trip to the dentist every time you brush your teeth

90% of leftists quit before they build big communism

Under capitalism, we keep the good leaders and effective organizations right next to the unicorn stables and leprechaun pens.

What, the AI artifact side demon Statue of Liberty Gundam?

They are for Red Cross faith healers. It was in that documentary, Age of Empires II.

The 83 year old man was looking for his boule and drove in after it.

The dog told him to.

Cryptid influence may or may not have been a factor.

The average NYT reader probably couldn’t even tell the difference between 20th century Lu Xun, Later Han-era Wu general Lu Xun, and the fictional version of Later Han-era Lu Xun from Romance of the Three Kingdoms

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