The biggest risk is rushing into marriage because you’re horny.

I’d rather cut out my eyes than talk to a robot about my steam library.

I mean, Kirk and Riker were on the same page there.

Have you tried telling the mortals to hear you and obey?

I was referencing my desire for goth spiders to step on me.

Actually the spiders show up in fishnets and combat boots, no pheromones needed.

Resellers make it harder

The joke is not entitled to a positive reaction.

yeah a misogynistic dad

I mean if you insist I can start spamming minion memes.

One can make shitposts better than a Facebook boomer meme.

Unfortunately it’s very hard to fund non profit work in the current economy.

Oh no?

Because obviously if you can’t afford to live here you definitely have enough money for international travel.

Haha, it’s funny because SEX and BIG BOOBS.

Of course, it’s in the constitution.

Blessing beef isn’t legal in Canada or British.

Knowing how valve is it’s probably because someone working at Valve has a Vision Pro and wanted better support for it.

It’s astonishing, people walk more when they can walk.

Just gesture vaguely to the world around you.