This is the rhetorical cudgel to beat their apologists with.

Yes but how many farthings can it cross in fortnight while taking the hobbits to Isengard?

It’s a high number but not unreasonable given the size of the country and its urban areas/densities. That 40,000 shit was so brazenly a lie it just served to undermine the credibility of anyone who repeated it uncritically

he speaks the words

The farce of the commons

in no way is it a therapy to try to make a person become an artificial version of themselves

If Jake Busey’s character from Starship Troopers is any indication the only thing we have to look forward to is a robust violin program.

There goes our strategic knee cartilage reserves

What if he doesn’t burn, per se, more like melts

Turns out the entire world hinging on the fate of a magical ring was more believable than Lion Christ

It’s moment may have finally ended

When war isn’t operators like CIA Jim

I hope these videos hang like millstones around their necks

Capitalism is a system which is uniquely predisposed to reward people who do nothing. Old people typically decline in the amount of things they do as time progresses. Rich people also tend to live longer

Capitalism seems to be a system which trends toward gerontocracy as a side effect

Hahahaha crabs fucking out

Turns out the “she” that “wrote” Mueller was death! Writing his name in her Death Book!

With COVID it was a rapid emerging crisis that they just reacted slowly to in order for that to become the manner in which it matured and now it’s an endemic, so even if the circumstances aren’t correct they can still get that outcome

One day it’ll get added and you and I can go wahoo all over badosting

I too have been frustrated by low hanging fruit like that. I spent years singing the wrong lyrics to songs only to find out the author had said something else entirely, but my lyrics were better. I’m looking at a picture of Glen Anzalone right now.

They fucking plowed the prairies until they blew away

The prairies accumulated over millennia after the last ice age, blown by wind that was accelerated by the lack of trees. They turned nature into a gun and put it in their mouths.

We need an emoji of Slim Pickens riding the bomb, does not cut it to summarize the hog energy that took place

No it was the uh it uh it was uh the the how in in-ninety eighfor the con greshul pearance in all D.C.

And you can take that to the Jack, bank.