

That’s Mr. Rule to you!


That’s Mr. Rule to you!


I’ve never hung curtains anything less than perfectly level, but I always struggle with the height and width. Aesthetics for curtains are weirdly challenging


For all we know, they achieved their goal, irrespective of .social’s uptime.


“Comrade Mao Vissarionovich Tito-Castro the four headed titan, feller of remuneration” sounds cute and comfy


Now I’m just imagining a whole genre of racist can-can dancing where people engage in blackleg.


That’s the danger of social media imo. Constant ambient parasocial relationships online leading to reduced interaction with the real world due to mental reconditioning.
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His cum noise is just honking. Their neighbors can no longer go to the orchestra because the horns make them uncomfortable


Saved from papas incest basement only to land in papa’s incest basement. Tragic
You mean they use human code over there? Made using dirty meat hands? Gross


Quote from imprisoned man
“What are you gonna do, imprison me?”
Agreed. It’s much safer and less conspicuous to produce negative pressure in your rectum


Trans people are current or former FEDS?? And lesbian couples are PARTNERS???


What?? It’s grown even more than I expected. It was at like 150 votes when last I checked


This changes everything!! I’m gonna get so blasted and drive around my neighbor’s yard
If this is the actual rationale, I will collect someone’s ankles


“Here you are once again, staring at tilted windmills.”
“They’re swastikas, Jeff. No one heils a windmill.”


This might genuinely lead to US involvement. Increased quality of life will lead to a reduction in cheap labor and increased cost to manufacture. Mexico has served as a pseudo-slave class for the US for ages, and as their economy transitions, major economic waves in the US will tear entire industries up.
I’m excited for Mexico. Hope this helps make the world a better place for all and that no one fucks this up for them
I don’t even want trump prosecuted anymore because wanting and not receiving feels psychologically harmful. Now I just want normalcy but I expect nothing but a move toward antivax natalist theocracy in the US. Presently planning to permanently move to another country when the option becomes available. Fuck this place
They can, but usually don’t. I’ve heard of systems being vulnerable to attack when resource usage is completely maximized. They can definitely cover up an intrusion or test a botnet, though, and I suspect this was a botnet test. Mastodon users overwhelmingly strike me as not worth unmasking. (And that’s a good thing)