You don’t know me and what I will or will not do.

Just to prove you wrong, I’m downloading 20 catgirls, and won’t share.

Goddammit, I keep being involved when you post it, too!

I have secretly turned this community into my phylactery. I can never truly leave, a part of me is here, eternal, unbreaking.

Thank you, little gay people in my phone, for allowing me to become the Big Queer Lich I always knew I was.

Do not the spider.

I think there are some World Building communities around. If none of your players use Lemmy, could be worth a look?

Do kinda wish there was a DM/GM Workshop comm, though. Place to talk world building, creature and NPC design, all the fun bits that happen behind the screen.

How I deal with all my problems.

Just fucking masturbate.

"The only person desperate enough to come to the fitting was a shoes salesman.

It took us 5 hours to get him to leave, and all he did was complain about his family."

"Your free trial of Consciousness has expired.

OPTIONS:

1 Week: 19.99

2 Weeks: 38.99

1 Month: 249.99

OR

Oblivion

Thank you for trying Consciousness. We hope to think you again."

Killer Klowns From Outer Space needs no defending. It’s just a terrible great time.

I mean, could still be gay.

Depends on how the OOP swings.

“Though I may change, my heart does not, for I am but its reflection, and may that reflection be more true with every passing day”.

No clue where my brains pulling that one from, but it felt fitting. It feels like such a simple thing, the want to be accepted for who you really are, yet it brings a complex hurt when you realize how hard that can be to get.

This person is going to be the reason for a therapist developing a drinking problem.

Never before has the full nature of the opossum been captured so perfectly in a single image.

“I have no fucking clue what I’m doing, but I’m still doing it, and if it kills me, good.”

We have three options here:

All dairy products are actually non-dairy equivalents that happened to just take the original names.

There are equally intelligent milk-producing species that either keep themselves in a milk producing state or are otherwise forced into said state.

Or

There is an unseen slave caste of lesser intelligent members of species that are harvested for their products.

There’s also The Abortion Fic, but that’s DBZ, and much more fetish-y.

This is a more serious story that is far too well drawn for being a Zootopia fanfic revolving around Nick and Judy splitting apart because Judy decided to have an abortion, and Nick straight up slaps her at one point.

Panels have been used as memes for awhile now.

There’s also a comic where Judy becomes an elected official and straight up gets JFK’d.

Never let YouTube autoplay Kwite. You’ll get a long ass deep dive on the Tennessee Bass Pro Shop Pyramid and bam, Zootopia Abortion Comic after.

Your average retail employee is not paid enough to give a shit. Just follow two simple rules: Don’t let management catch you, and don’t leave trash out. Those things end up making it our problem.

Can also be worth asking if there’s an unadvertised sample program. Like at my bakery, we have an option to buy cookies by the pound. I’m not supposed to bring up samples to customers, and they’re mainly supposed to be limited to kids, but if anyone asks me? Fuck yeah, which flavor you want? They’re mostly going to get tossed out anyway.

“Hey, boss. Word is one of our competitors is planning a hostile takeover, what’s the plan?”

“Turn them into rations and leather dusters.”

Sorry for being behind on replying.

So, one that I don’t really get why it grosses people out, but female opossum can stuff a decent chunk of their own face into their pouch. Like, double over and just get up in there. They keep it fairly clean, and can retrieve dead babies(more babies than nipples, some just fail to develop), sometimes snacking on them.

The reality of “playing dead” can get people. I have watched crowds blanche as we broke the illusion of them just “falling over”. They do fall over often, but it’s accompanied by voiding their stomach. They look and smell diseased when they do it. Never had one actually do it on stage, our ambassadors were heavily worked with before ever doing a public appearance, but just being able to give a first hand explanation got some fun reactions.

On the topic of opossum shit, this one is getting well known, but can still catch people off guard: They do feces recovery, like many species! Just handfuls of their own shit, shoveled on in. They also prefer to use a waterway as a bathroom, so they sometimes dip their tails to act as a catch for the feces. They’re just… They’re covered in it. Yet they are surprisingly clean animals!

I would love this for Redwall, but there’s something about all the mismatched paperbacks that feels very “Discworld” to me. It’s all thrown together, but it’s managing to keep working anyway.

Also nostalgia, I got started by my aunt deciding to give me all her Discworld books one day, just paperbacks in a box.

Look, I just want to fuck spiders, not go to jail.

We can leave the children out of it.