Shrubbery

You rang?

Only when the satellite goes out of the environment.

They didn’t warn me that the aliens would be sexy.

I’m doing my part!

This three letter agency man was behind the investigations into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mueller_report

Some drip irrigators draw from a bucket of water. You just need to top up the bucket.

People who do not back into parking spots cannot be truly present. You have not prepared for the future, so you cannot remain in the present without anxiety.

If memory serves me right the protagonist in Inception was confused a lot

Dicarpio’s character wasn’t confused, you may be thinking of Elliot Page’s character, but I wouldn’t count that character as the main protagonist.

I feel bad for people who need to invoke religion to explain this

I am euphoric

Being able to time travel implies he could also jump forward in time (e.g. to check his posthumous reputation).

Just because something is genetically recessive doesn’t mean the gene is rare in a population.

O+ is the most common blood type in many countries, including the US.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_type_distribution_by_country

AI

Wait, are we talking normal bread or American bread (a.k.a cake)?

Relive the horror: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uHLQHjtPLE

Catholics: Eating your young isn’t normal or part of nature.

Nature: Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!

“The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.” - Douglas Adams

A plausible path is precedent and normalization, not zsh specifically.

If a widely used copyleft component (like a shell) starts being accepted as “OK to lock down” in consumer or embedded devices, manufacturers and courts get comfortable with the idea that user-modifiable software is optional rather than a right tied to distribution. Over time, that erodes enforcement of anti-tivoization principles and weakens the practical force of copyleft licenses across the stack.

Once that norm shifts, vendors can apply the same logic to kernels, drivers, bootloaders, and userland as a whole—at which point locked-down embedded devices stop being the exception and become the default, even when the software is nominally open source.

For those interested, garlic is acidic, not alkaline.

You put on your black hat at work when your boss tells you to do so on objects under your teams ownership.

But that’s white hat, not black hat.