Man - And I thought POTUS had the title locked up…

Millenials grew up when emojis had been around since before you were born (they were in XMPP messengers in the mid/late 90’s).

Aren’t millennials considered to have started being born in the early 80’s?

“Pull up” like three dimensionally? I do the best I can to square the blob up but always end up with too much fabric on the fitted corner to get a clean neat fold.

I’m the designated one who “knows how to fold fitted sheets” in our household btw 🤣

Those people are weird

Whenever I tuck the corners into each other I end up with a lumpy irregular polygon which can’t be folded neatly like flat sheets

Whichever fruit is in season at the moment…

“Tell us about your balls, Pete”

The mountains were much closer than you thought.
They were also just a cardboard cutout.

Even the “good” times weren’t as good as you thought. It was just an illusion…

🤓🪤
The pedant trap has been set…

U.S. and Iran Fail to Reach Agreement After Marathon Peace Talks

34 Euros for one button?!

I had no clue how much buttons cost

Did Reddit finally start forcing you to use an email to sign up?

(Have to sign in to read the whole article, but you can see the first couple paragraphs.)

I have The Intercept set to automatically open in Reader mode in iOS/Safari which bypasses the login requirement. I’m sure other OSes/browsers have similar features.

I think he’s suggesting you die

Wait - Joel Osteen is a Protestant, right?

I guess remembering is optional…

Personally I don’t blindly click links to YouTube without knowing who or what I’m lending engagement to.

I wish this community had some rules about minimum info required for posting video links.

Well you’ve convinced me this isn’t an actual photograph of someone’s zombie defense system.

I had no clue there was a watch app. I launched it and it automatically connected to my instance and allowed me to open my Home feed. No special setup needed.

Seems like it just shows a single post at a time and lets me choose “Next Post” or “Save”.

I know this doesn’t really help solve your problem, but hopefully it’s somewhat helpful to know how it “should” work.

Mr. Clown’s Billionaire Friends: You gave him way too much bread