It was capped at 3.99 all around me until this morning. At ~5am it was 3.99 and by midday it was 4.29. I saw higher, but it was at one of those stations that’s always high. I’ve been wondering when we’d break that psychological barrier locally.

All I can think of are shipping containers, and that’s just funny.

This is like the third example of this I’ve seen since I got home from work an hour ago. What’s going on?

I also don’t have a car. I get to use a company card and spend someone else’s money to fill up my work vehicle. It’s a nice feeling.

“At the request of the families.” Perhaps they didn’t want the whole nation seeing their loved ones stacked in the back of an Amazon style sprinter van like jenga pieces.

I’d also just as quickly believe the families had no say in the matter, to be fair.

It’s only a sphere if it keeps its mouth shut, apparently.

I would simply not buy a house I can’t afford.

I’m certainly no expert but it’s my understanding that it takes gas at minimum three to six months to go bad. Apparently high ethanol gas goes faster. But I think you’re probably fine to use it.

It looks like you see sports players do when their team scores… I hate it here.

Need that meme of the soldier shielding the defenlesess youknowwhat enjoyers from the horrible weapons of the UK…

I hate it here.

Someone I used to date used to say if you walked into a room for something but forgot what it was, to walk back through the doorway. I think if she was feeling particularly witchy she’d say walk backwards through it.

It often helped.

They can have Epstein’s old joint.

This is totally like when someone you didn’t like tried to cheat off your shit in school. Gotta scooch the desk away.

Arrrrnarrrr

I always found it funny that, at least around here, there’s normally a section in gas stations that sells limited tools. So you could pick up like a hammer or box cutter, some gloves, and a balaclava if you’re lucky, turn around and rob the place.

Unfortunately huge fines are the cost of doing business to these assholes.

For real. Fucking NCIS moment.

Anecdotally in my own life, no.

Some people around me seemed to start to understand better when I told them this asshole in my head starts talking the moment I open my eyes and he doesn’t shut the fuck up! I get no peace! It’s really how it feels.

Evil

Pardon this off the rails train of thought.

You’re referring to spent coffee grounds, correct?

I find it quite interesting that coffee grounds is meant to be interpreted as alerady brewed coffee, and ground coffee is the unbrewed, ground(ed?) beans.

Not specific to you. This is just how it’s talked about. Not a linguist nor a coffee afficianado but this is cool to me.