You know what? That’s my fault. What started off as a humorous offhanded comment accidentally turned into a rant. Sorry to make you feel like I was talking at you when I was actually yelling at clouds.

You literally just asked me this yesterday. And the day before. And the day before. And you never seem to remember it. And the day before… Oh no!

How’s the weather up there? He he he, got em-

I SAID HOW’S THE WEATHER UP- NEVERMIND!

Women’s pants should have cargo pockets big enough to fit any grandmother’s purse. If some of my pants pockets can go up to my elbows (not even exaggerating, it’s an embarrassing pain to fish my keys out of those pockets), then women should be able to lose their wristwatch in a cavernous pocket.

*Anecdote*: Sometimes my wife carries a pair of ankle-high socks in her purse, in case we’re gonna have to take our shoes off or whatever. This sometimes requires reorganizing her bag. When she’s told me to take an extra pair of socks, of which I only have knee-high compression socks, I just match a pair, fold them, and stick them in one of my four available pockets on any of my pants. I do not have a single set of pants incapable of holding a week’s worth of knee-high compression socks.

Good point. Fuck me and my overreaction.

Gameboy camera was the shit!

#girlboss? Why’d you change the title to “Female drug dealer?”

So far, only Kirk, Uhura, and Scotty have been to space

How do you think Zyrtec works?

Yeah, when they happen, and above a certain threshold.

The problem is that the “when” is becoming far more common and the baseline is rising ever closer to that “certain threshold.”

Here’s my uninformed guess about what’s happening behind the scenes. Republicans are joining the call to 25 Trump in April to build a high-tension timeline. It’s in R’s and JD Vance’s best interest if they replace Trump at just the right time to maximize the number of terms that Vance can legally serve as president (in case outright stealing the election doesn’t get the popular support they’re predicting). Since Vance will be the new hand on the wheel, politicians are trying to pressure him into agreeing to support them. They’re individually or collectively threatening that if they don’t get the concessions they want in time, they’ll vote for the 25th before the cutoff to give Vance two extra years and, instead, will remove 4 years from his potential reign.

In other words, I don’t think these calls for the 25th Amendment are actually tied to any specific events or ideals other than the usual power plays.

What evidence do I have to back up this conspiracy theory? None. I’m just a moron who’s publicly making known their distorted view of politics.

You didn’t mention if you work in the medical field at the top of your comment, which invalidates everything else you’ve claimed about science. I should know, I do my own research by reading Google AI summaries.

Your comment is a little too long, but I read up to this point:

Because she works in the medical field

So, now I know enough to know that any AI summary of this paper is absolutely true because science said it.

Also, I’m pleasantly surprised that Sideshow Bob is finally doing something useful.

True culprit behind poop all over the floor is potty-training a toddler.

The parents handed their toddler leverage by deluding themselves into believing they could wean their child from diapers

^By SOMEONE WITHOUT OBJECT PERMANENCE OR PATTERN RECOGNITION^

Why are you talking shit about my favorite Batman?

My wife’s 10 year-old Chromebook has spent the last few years as my Linux laptop that I keep tucked away next to the bed for those “oh shit, did I remember to do x on the server” moments.

Such a good title that you jacked it

No we can’t. Quit trying to trick me with parallel thoughts!

I asked AI and my RAM charged my credit card

That’s literally the plot of The Shining. It’s in Stanley Kubrick’s hidden messages from the fake moon that he invented or something.