Changed naming conventions to be in line with java. Added dependency

java/FuckingCoffee.java

@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+import java.net.*;
+import java.io.*;
+
+public class FuckingCoffee{
+
+    private static final String MY_USERNAME = "my_username";
+    private static final String PASSWORD_PROMPT = "Password: ";
+    private static final String PASSWORD = "1234";
+    private static final String COFFEE_MACHINE_IP = "10.10.42.42";
+    private static int DELAY_BEFORE_BREW = 17;
+    private static int DELAY = 24;
+
+    public static void main(String[] args)throws Exception{
+        for(int i =  1; i< args.length ; i++){
+            if(!args[i].contains(MY_USERNAME)){
+                return;
+            }
+        }
+        Socket telnet = new Socket(COFFEE_MACHINE_IP, 23);
+        PrintWriter out = new PrintWriter(telnet.getOutputStream(), true);
+        BufferedReader in = new BufferedReader(new InputStreamReader(telnet.getInputStream()));
+        Thread.sleep(DELAY_BEFORE_BREW*1000);
+        if(!in.readLine().equals(PASSWORD_PROMPT)){
+            return ;
+        }
+        out.println(PASSWORD);
+        out.println("sys brew");
+        Thread.sleep(DELAY*1000);
+        out.println("sys pour");
+        out.close();
+        in.close();
+        telnet.close();
+    }
+}

java/KumarAsshole.java

@@ -0,0 +1,95 @@
+
+import java.io.File;
+import java.io.FileInputStream;
+import java.util.*;
+import java.util.regex.*;
+
+import javax.mail.*;
+import javax.mail.internet.*;
+import javax.mail.search.FlagTerm;
+//Dependencies- Java mail API 
+
+public class KumarAsshole {
+
+	public static void main(String[] args) {
+		KumarAsshole asshole = new KumarAsshole();
+		asshole.read();
+	}
+
+	public void read() {
+		Properties props = new Properties();
+
+
+	//modify below properties to your details
+	String host = "smtp.gmail.com";
+	String username = "[email protected] goes here";
+	String password = "your password goes here ";
+	String Kumar_mail = "the mail address to be replied to !";
+
+		try {
+
+			Session session = Session.getDefaultInstance(props, null);
+
+			Store store = session.getStore("imaps");
+			store.connect(host, username, password);
+
+			Folder inbox = store.getFolder("inbox");
+			inbox.open(Folder.READ_ONLY);
+
+			Message messages[] = inbox.search(new FlagTerm(new Flags(Flags.Flag.SEEN), false));
+
+			for (int i = 0; i < messages.length; i++) {
+
+				if (messages[i].getFrom()[0].toString().contains(Kumar_mail)) {
+
+					String bodytext = null;
+					Object content = messages[i].getContent();
+					if (content instanceof String) {
+						bodytext = (String) content;
+
+					} else if (content instanceof Multipart) {
+
+						Multipart mp = (Multipart) content;
+
+						BodyPart bp = mp.getBodyPart(mp.getCount() - 1);
+						bodytext = (String) bp.getContent();
+
+					}
+
+					Pattern pattern = Pattern.compile("sorry|help|wrong", Pattern.CASE_INSENSITIVE);
+					Matcher matcher = pattern.matcher(bodytext);
+					// check all occurance
+
+					if (matcher.find()) {
+
+						Properties props1 = new Properties();
+						Address[] tomail;
+
+						MimeMessage msg = new MimeMessage(session);
+						msg.setFrom(new InternetAddress(username));
+						tomail = messages[i].getFrom();
+						String t1 = tomail[0].toString();
+						msg.addRecipient(Message.RecipientType.TO, new InternetAddress(t1));
+						msg.setSubject("Database fixes");
+						msg.setText("No problem. I've fixed it. \n\n Please be careful next time.");
+						Transport t = null;
+					t = session.getTransport("smtps");
+					t.connect(host, username, password);
+					t.sendMessage(msg, msg.getAllRecipients());
+
+
+			}
+
+
+		} 
+	}
+			inbox.close(true);
+			store.close();
+
+		}catch(Exception e)
+		{
+
+			e.printStackTrace();
+		}
+	}
+}

java/SmackMyBitch.java

@@ -9,6 +9,8 @@
 import java.util.List;
 import java.util.Random;
 
+//Pre-requisite apache http and twilio java libraries
+
 
 public class SmackMyBitch {