Putting up a literal show for the believers. Look at the shiny thing, and give us money!

A different type of false move, and you’re dad.

Fuck yeah. Women are just as capable as men when the battlefield is leveled with the right tech.

Justified

Drooling tool.

Me in undergrad. :/

The age of artisanal media will be interesting.

Thank god he won’t be in power for our next elections.

He won’t be, right, America? *nervous laughter*

Cool, I just need 2 minutes. 😏

so you’re basically saying “I’m being kind” “I’m most likely Indian”

🤭

I don’t think I’ve heard people from other places end their sentences like that regularly.

This feels a bit misleading. You need to locate the files on your system to play or point to a URL that has them.

What strays? That’s live footage of my cats when they want to lure me into the kitchen for food when all I want is to smother them. They know.

The sooner the better. Can’t wait!

Kaboom! 💣 💥

You’re not my real father body!

I guess I pretend to with limp wrists.

Whew! Thankfully I’m a gay JavaScript user

Gives a whole new meaning to Melon Husk.

He does snore quite a bit. 😂 He also makes what I call existing noises when he’s perching somewhere. The room will be quiet and then there’s Toby, breathing like he means it.

(His breathing is fine, he’s just noisy.)

And stubborn.

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