Now that I think about it, Im the spare human. They would just speak to me like if they were the protagonists in a 1970’s Kung Fu movie and Im Pai Mie. “Filthy Ape! Once I defeat you, I will sleep next to mother, and you will sleep in hell! I would also like to be let out…”
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Right?I will learn Cantonese to be able to talk to my dog.
She spins, like a top.
She’s a spinner.
2·6 months agoI still pronounce it as Eeeh Eeeh Uu Uu. Its just fun to say.
Batman checks his phone: “Fuck.”
Wait? Does this mean archnophobes want to fuck spiders?
I,for one, welcome our new feral pig overlords.
18·7 months agoIt’s not that bad. But, really quick, how many droves in a fuckton?
1·7 months ago245k. Ol’ Billy wanted a million, but that’s what he got.
I had to click on it to show.
6·7 months agoGet in the god damn robot,
shingi, er…Kitty!
The waiter: “Open your mouth.”
Do you mean fungals?
Right? Put that on a shirt. Watch it sell like hot cakes.
Has anyone seen the show “Pantheon“? This is getting close to it.
Hear me out, the food in this town will blow your mind.
13·1 year agoIs it as good as 3 penis wine?
Don’t threaten me with a good time.