You had me until the olives.

Clearly, this is an ad for Hoppers

Serious question. How are your shits? Every time I start to build my tolerance, I hit a point where I’m paying for it on the back end and I have to scale back.

Seriously! It’s the first movie I thought of. I went to a couple of Lebowski Fests back in the day. So much fun.

The pike roast is the only one that is halfway decent in a pinch. It’s their “light” roast.

He might want to think once before he posts

They are local to every town and always have people there

I have two mobile games that use your steps as progress in an RPG environment:

WalkScape Inspired by RuneScape. Walk to explore and level up skills like foraging, mining and smithing. This is currently in closed beta but you can go to the Patreon and donate $5 for an invite during the next invite cycle.

Prado Traveler Pick a class and party up with a group to explore the land, defeat monsters and get loot. This one is in open beta so I was able to download it straight from the App Store.

The most annoying response when trying to get a price from someone

The U.S. could offer each citizen of Greenland $1 million tax free dollars if the country joins the U.S.

Money only gets paid out if Greenland joins the U.S. in this hypothetical. And it would go to all citizens, not just people who voted yes.

Looks like we found the pharmacist.

You’re starting to make me think that “Lime @Not_Lime” made the whole thing up. What a scamp.

The Exxon on 22 in Union definitely still has the bell you drive over

*hot pussy ass

Indestructible toys are a catch 22, anyways. I found a couple of toys my old bud couldn’t destroy but he got bored of them very quickly. All of the satisfaction comes from the destruction.

We just started getting him soccer balls from 5 Below. Cheap enough and big enough to last a little longer.

She told her story last year (March 2024) on This American Life. Worth a listen!

This American Life 826

Ron White is sober now. Also retired from comedy, I believe. Probably true in his heyday.

Ha! I was the mayor for halloween this year

Until you accidentally smash it with a hammer

Drink iced coffee?