🎵 human centipede, human centipede 🎵

But we do have rockets!

bottle rockets, but y’know, could probably take on a tank… toy…

Brave of you to assume they wouldn’t accuse you of forging the passport with some twisted logic to keep you out of the country

They didn’t even tell us they were going to

The head of the Environmental Protection Agency doesn’t believe in environmental protection? Unfortunately that checks out right about now

Somebody please help that poor black cable, it’s not a 90 degree connector D:

With public transit, I’d have to walk / drive 5 miles to a bus stop, then hop across 2 seperate bus routes, then make it another 5 miles on foot or an uber or smth to get to work, for a combined 2 hours 40 minutes, assuming I uber the 10 miles where public transit is either non-existent, or goes too far out of the way that walking would be faster

Its only a 30 minute drive…

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I’m my family’s “computer guy” despite not being overly tech savvy, and I always tell them it’s just cause I can use google. Being good at something is literally just a matter of how quickly can you pick up on how something is done, and how well can you retain that for the future through whatever means work for you.

Amazing that on top of everything else renewables are good for, having a decentralized grid which is harder to take down is yet another reason on top.

And yet we’re still burning dinosaur bits

30 minute unpaid (no work legally allowed to be done. if you are still expected to, say, answer calls, then you’d have to be paid for that time) lunch breaks are pretty standard here (I’m in Cincinnati, might be different in other parts of the state)

but there’s absolutely nothing preventing the company from saying “nah you don’t get a break today” unless they restrain THEMSELVES in THEIR policy that THEY write

(Except minors, they are legally required to have a 30 minute break if they work 5 hours or more)

In my state there is no legal requirement for any break whatsoever for adults -_-

If they are offered however, 20 minutes or less are required to be paid, and no matter the amount of time, if you are expected to do anything (answer phones, emails, monitor equipment, etc) then that break must be paid. But when and how long you take a break, if at all, is completely up to the company :(

So if this were in my state, whether this would be allowed or not would be entirely dependent on what company policy on breaks is, and I’m sure they would’ve written that to benefit themselves

(Ohio)

They say the windows are the windows into the window, and I can tell you those windows are not empty

The loaf and the gremlin

An entry for ACHOO syndrome in the National Library of Medicine, by a Laura Dean (I think?) from 2012 claims 1 in 4 people will be pushed over the edge to a sneeze when they already have one on the edge, but “pure” photic sneezing is “far less common” although there is no number given, so I have no idea how rare or common it is to just straight up sneeze from light without already having to sneeze

Either I’ve had a tick for the past 19 years, or its unrelated in my case

Only place that shoveled their portion of sidewalk in my small town (~3k people) was the bar and library

Every single time I walk outside, 3 sneezes sometimes more because of the sun. Although I’ve never met somebody else who does the same

Bold of you to assume Elon needs a reason to be a bastard

But hey, you go from having to pay 20 lifetimes worth of crippling debt to only 5 lifetimes worth of crippling debt, look on the bright side