Probably already said yes to the marriage thing, considering he got to put his peepee in her peepee

What if they had a girl?

Say ‘what’ one more time motherfucker

No perfect solution, sadly. We’re also very late to start reducing emissions. And humanity doesn’t seem to be able to get their shit together and actually do something about it any time soon

You’re already on the list of future terrorists

Still need batteries big enough to power global shipping etc. Nuclear can do that, even though building reactors takes time

Chess interviews are pretty good occasionally

Unless you drive a much bigger car than you need to (i.e. that guy who drives a ford 350 to the office), there’s probably not much to save on engine efficiency. Maybe a liter/100km

But then there’s no suffering

The HR department will see that it’s not quality human HR-slop and the thought police will be with you shortly

Still need it converted to freight trains, football fields and big macs

There’s a statue of Rome in Berlin?

That’s one way to liberate them

Isn’t this like an urban legend with a guy tightening a screw? Pretty sure I heard this exact thing but in a factory of some sort

Edit: https://quoteinvestigator.com/2017/03/06/tap/#1bbd5dce-72dc-448e-ac5e-9b48059cef66

What do you mean ‘still’?

They needed more cannon fodder back in the day. Also child labour.

How to get arrested by the Chinese government 101

When I was a strapping young lad, I would rather just reinstall the system in case of viruses than living with the antivirus software

Something about eating his own dick?

For whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them.