Leaving dishes in the sink to “dry”. Take 5 seconds of you previous time, use a towel and put it in the cupboard so the sink is usable if you need it for something.

Waking up every morning, finding out I didn’t die in my sleep.

Brother, what are you talking about?

There’s even some fully hand animated and colored stuff from Disney.

Nah your thinking about Lightbulb Zeppelin. Of course it’s not as new as OLED Zeppelin.

Have you tried being an attractive woman?

https://youtube.com/shorts/M21flHkO4Yk

But what else should I jerk off to then?

Porn, Video Games and Youtube Shorts. The Holy Trifecta of Loneliness .

Don’t eat the yellow snow.

The only correct answer in this thread.

It’s the biggest industry in the world by a very large margin and the most destructive one on a global scale.

Wear a funny hat.

Whats crazier is that in direct current individual electrons don’t travel at the speed of light through the conductor, but only at roughly 1cm/s.

Or, that thanks to the “skin effect” the current actualy travels in a very thin layer below the outside surface of cconductor. Most of the conductor doesn’t transfer power but only maintains the magnetic field to keep the current flowing.

Is that a JoJo reference?

“Me too buddy… me too”

Assuming there are people that give enough of a shit to have a funeral for me is too high praised.

Well, if Hollywood is trying to figure out who to take the money from to close that gender wage gap. Here’s your prime candidate.

“Bro just one more post processing technology, trust me, just one more and all the clarity issues are going to be fixed, just one more. One more and that’s it, it’s going to look native, just one more. Just let me do one more, please.”

Great, now I can play those blury, washed out, Vaseline smeared UE5 games at 40 FPS on high end hardware with a bit sharper upscaling artifacts. And only have to pay what, $700 more compared to a non GSync monitor?

Nvidia can go and eat sand.

In my experience that’s like pressing on the wound to relief the pain briefly after letting go. Sure you go out and pretend everything is fine, but then afterwards when your alone, depression hits back even harder. It’s only a short term solution.

Also Nature. Just looking at the wind gently swaying the trees got you thinking:
“You know what, maybe this ain’t so bad.”