Amish people laughing their asses off right now.

Yeah Im Canadian and Indigenous rights are not respected here either but fuck, at least they can vote.

Wait, Indigenous people in the US cant vote for a senator?

Bro should have tried Grindr.

Corruption.

So a robot you can kick over is better than dogs with actual teeth? Its a good thing tech bros are dumb as fuck.

Im a teacher so yes. Do I still eagerly await retirement? Yes.

It was just kind of boring.

Im going off the winter olympics.

Skaters won silver and they bitched they deserved gold.

Mens hockey team upset the women snubbed Trump.

Just lots of whining.

‘America has no culture’

Actually, its being thin skinned pathetic people.

I had a friend from the UK who planned on biking across Canada (never happened). He asked what animals he should be scared of. It wasnt the bears. Its moose.

They look goofy as fuck, yes. But they can be aggressive for seemingly no reason and fuck you up real quick. Theyre big, heavy, strong, and have a fucking weapon strapped to their head.

Do. Not. Fuck. With. The. Moose.

This just in. Agitating heavy cream makes butter.

Y’all just discovered something people have known for, like, 5000+ years.

Some places are at least redeemable.

Just cause your country is a dumpster fire doesnt mean we should all suffer. Nuke yourselves.

Ok, pedo defender.

Oh no, theyre pushing the anti-pedophile agenda!

Iraq War 2.0!

Yup. I was travelling down there and passed a tractor trailer on the highway. This apparently pissed them off enough to tailgate me and eventually trying to run me off the road.

Y’all are insane.

Not accurate. Those soldiers are still alive.

“Lets hope this bloody war ends now.”

Hahahahahahah. No chance.