Years ago I marathoned seasons 1 through 13 while enduring benzo withdrawals. I can absolutely confirm that these ratings are accurate.

This was my experience with poutine before and after visiting Canada. No one truly gets it until they’ve had it. The real stuff. Not shredded mozzarella over fries.

White cheddar cheese curds/squeakers over fries with piping hot brown gravy poured directly over.

Now I live in Canada and eat it all the time.

(a spherical teaspoon of white glurp floats past)

“Wot? Wadn’t me.”

John, you’re the only man on board…

“Don’t know wot to tell ya, mate. Said it wadn’t me…”

Space deniers are the bottom of the fucking barrel as far as I’m concerned. I don’t know what it is about them, or how they got so fucking stupid, but there appears to be no limit to their ignorance.

What about NOT step family member fucking NOT step family member porn? 😉 😉

(EDIT: I make jokes about common porn tropes, but after reading the article, it sounds as though it’s aimed specifically at step family porn has an underage/child role-playing element)

My wife and I have received several compliments just for giving both of our daughters normal, pronounceable names. Names I don’t see very often anymore, but perfectly normal before 9/11 altered the timeline and made everyone unbearably stupid.

I grew up foraging mushrooms in Michigan, but ever since moving to Alberta I’ve never felt comfortable hunting mushrooms here. I need to go with someone confident who has done it their entire lives. But I did learn recently that a different species of morel actually grows out here. I’m going to try hunting those this year.

Bees went fucking nuts for my lupine, even while living in an urban environment. Only problem was that the aphids did too. So many that it was revolting. I had to aggressively remove them every single day of the colonies would explode and destroy my lupine within a very short time. They’d suck it dry.

A lady who supposedly “worked for a water company” and won’t drink tap water argued very confidently this morning that the little flakes you can see in tap water are not minerals. I put on my serious research face, but only had to do one Google search (they’re minerals).

That man’s face needs to be studied. It is incredible.

Great until the cops are looking for that one Juggalo in Jamestown but you have to represent…

I didn’t get very into yogurt until after I had moved from the US to Canada, and now I’m haunted by the huge selection of flavours in the US that I no longer have access to. That’s okay, though. Liberté Greek yogurt is far superior to anything I ever tried down there.

I’m still afraid to switch to Linux because I’ve used Windows since i was a kid with Windows 95. It’s gotten progressively worse, and I’m still reluctantly camped out on Windows 10, but the thought of firing up a new operating system and going back to being a confused adolescent who doesn’t know how to get around (with or without accidentally making an older woman crouching in red lingerie the desktop wallpaper on my family computer and then denying any knowledge of it) makes me really uneasy.

Please, Linux whisperers. Calm my woes. 😓

I feel like I used to see this image on batteries in the '90s.

He said ants, not aunts.

What’cha got there, m8?

As a kid I used to get so fucking worked up every time the evil Bill & Ted clones tried to swerve at that cat.

Just get people to agree to live in crowded vaults and have them sign a waver accepting any and all psychological torture performed on them. That’s a functional Fallout reality show.

If the bombs go off near the wrong zoo, it’ll be pandamonium…

I’ll reach out. Thanks.

In the meantime, I managed to find a good customer equalizer setting that boosts the volume a fair bit. Just hard to work out the more tinny parts of the sound.