Ignore the oversensitive twats.

That sounds pretty sweet.

Oh shit! I was barely 15 when I worked there. I ran the oven, and sold pot to the manager lol.

Bitch be lookin’ like Mama Firefly.

Fuck off Amber Heard.

This guy is living his best life.

Brother, you can buy a full set of hex heads designed for use in your power tools.

That’s how liberals usually work, yes.

I hear the cartels are doing a great job on running things.

Somebody put their diaphragm in the wrong way this morning.

Tit Warbler? Me too!

Jackie Aprile Jr. Over here.

Same here.

Did you read the part about unexploded ordnance littered all over the island? Might be some hilarity ensuing.

That’s a funny name for a “Swedish” gang leader…

Agreed. If grapes ain’t fermented, I got no use for 'em.

Motherfucker, if you’re at the head of the line, its only common courtesy to shove your phone up your ass, and move! Do you think the light is gonna get greener? The fuck are you doing up there?

Get the good shit! If its less than 40% DEET it ain’t worth a damn.

I bet a lot of religious tenets come from a lie that got way the fuck out of hand.

100% wool underbritches. Wicks the sweat away from your junk.