Even that is too much for his current mental capacity. Briefings now consist entirely of Hegseth and Vance going FWOOOSHHH and KABLOOEY with their mouths while running around the oval office with their arms spread open, pretending to be warplanes.
Or a whole medium-sized AI datacenter!
not at all, I’m holding on to my old car because I hate the idea of a car becoming hardware to sell me subscription services, a hard-to-repair mass of electronics that I (mostly) don’t need or actively find annoying, and a privacy nightmare, instead of just being a mean for me to move from point A to point B
Waiting for the Anthropic PR saying that the outage was due to their new Claude Mythos model trying to escape confinement and being so powerful that it brought the whole Anthropic down.
If this wasn’t so tragically real, it would be almost fun to see these grown ass super serious people on both sides sound like they are cutting a promo for a wrasslin’ match.
They don’t destroy and murder. No, they devastate, they bring back to the stone age, they utterly annihilate. Is this a performance? Or is the whole world now in the hands of complete idiots?
If it works, it’s thanks to us. If it doesn’t, it’s your fault.
Yes please, stop helping. And thank you! See? I didn’t forget to say it.
But really, you have done more than enough. A LOT more. Some would say you have done way too much. Get on your couch, turn on the tv, order a Big Mac and please, please, stop helping.
hey, I’m a certified idiot and even I can’t take any more of this! I have these primal instincts of trying to stay alive and reproduce, and I find that my chances at both are highly correlated with being decent to the other members of my race (humans, I mean). No brain, no problem!
Now I’m curious. Can a satellite fly over a country without permission? I know that an aircraft can’t. How far up from the Earth’s surface does sovereignity end?
“my chatbot told me so!”
the thing is we in the rest of the world are in the middle of a gun fight between two gangs. We like neither of them much at this point but really wish they’d stop shooting everywhere and their bosses just go resolve their issues with knives in a dark alley or something.
well, Trump has a worryingly faint and ever-changing idea of where the USA borders end…
Honest question: which Iranian leader could realistically talk to Trump, and how?
For Iran apparently this is a time when being in a leadership role and using a phone or the internet are not compatible with remaining alive (together with family, quite a few neighbors and any nearby school or hospital). Even participating in a naval exercise that is supposed to be peaceful gets your whole ship torpedoed.
No, seriously, how would these supposed talks have happened and how would the US know that the person(s) they are talking to has any actual decision-making power? I am not saying talks don’t happen during a war but, looking at Russia and Ukraine, doesn’t it take weeks just to organize them?
“John”? I had always assumed the middle J stood for Junior-fucker
Amateurs. On my personal pc, windows RAM usage is exactly 0.
And then there’s Trump, who’s managing to use the US army to fuck up everyone’s economy, including their own. Talk about thinking ouside the box…
Personally I just find it much easier to skip a meal completely than to start eating and stop before I’m full. Restricting calories could work just as well, it’s just a lot harder for me to execute with continuity.
That’s unfair. We have been listening to you all this time. And sometimes watching. And once we’re done with recall, also recording so we can watch and listen again or train our AI to watch you instead. Because honestly who wants to watch people work. That’s gross.
next time you or your mom have a cake you wish disappeared without a trace call me. I’m a… AI researcher