Vaffancoulo is a good one too

Cancer is very much a controversial one depending on who you’re with

I work in an Italian kitchen. Frustration is pretty common among the chefs, but when I hear a porco dio flying around I know they’re pissed off as fuck

> Have 0 cookies

> “Would you like a cookie?”

> “Yes”

> Have 1 cookie

> Don’t want it

Amateur hour. I start to spin around like a gyroscope the moment I set foot in the shower

Holy shit the comments ITT

It happens so much sadly. I remember a classmate of mine getting a 9 out of 10 on an exam and when he heard that he started stabbing himself with the pointy end of a compass because it wasn’t a 10 out of 10. Apparently the poor guy was chastised at home if he didn’t get a 9,5 at the least.

Imagine not being able to negotiate internally

Classic mistake in America smh my head

I missed that one but at this point nothing surprises me anymore

I registered xx_n00bslayer420_xx just in case any of my grand kids are named that

I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little bunny, isn’t it? Well, it’s always the same. I always tell them–

Learned about this one from Bojack Horseman and man did it hit hard

What the hell is that what it is? My mom has one too and I never realised that it’s a vaccine scar

Was about to say, this is some resident evil type shit

The Wilhelm scream is not, and never was, a funny inside joke. When you’re watching an intense action scene and suddenly you hear this high pitched and often way to loudly mixed scream it instantly ruins the immersion.

Any movie that adds it is instantly ruined for me. I can somewhat excuse older movies since it wasn’t that wildly used yet but any contemporary director/audio engineer adding it really needs to get the idea out of their head that it’s funny/clever/subtle. Cause it’s not.

Don’t forget our GOAT falafel!

Just like their other post ITT, it’s engagementbait at best but probably just ragebait

I am this guy. I get warm so fucking quick. It’ll be -10c outside but the moment I walk up a flight of stairs I’ll be sweating

Ooh didn’t know uBlock stopped that error. I’m on mobile atm so that’s probably the reason