This is way better than what I had planned

GrapheneOS seems to feel the same way about Google: https://grapheneos.social/@GrapheneOS/116159602850585685

It’s called Revenge Bedtime Procrastination. That’s a real term, you can look it up

Babies did not consent to this and will be so mad when they realize what you’ve done

Worked for me

My Italian brain is already rotten

Don’t give yourself carpal tunnel like I did

A second plane has hit the topology

TIL triceratops are just prehistoric dogs

Golden by HUNTR/X?

It’s just a big kitty, boys! I can deal with this, I know kitties

She ate

Imagine trying to hide an entire pair of legs when you’re hanging out with ants

That’s my favorite part 😆

Nation State bad

Liechtenstein bad

Maldives bad

Seychelles bad

Bahrain bad

Etc.

Try renaming it thesis_final-draft_v.6.9_final_FINAL.docx

Yes exactly!! Some of my other faves:

Fresh off a destroyer, nothing but a dance belt and a tube of ChapStick

You know what you people are, you’re bastard people

I’m gonna go home and bite my pillow

“Well I just hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!” (slams phone into receiver)

The turtles are not safe from Python

Penis… avarice?